Tennis Ball

HEY Y'ALL, IM GOING TO DO THIS WHOLE POST IN CAPS LOCK 

ANYWAY, JUST SAYING THAT THIS MIGHT BE MY LAST SCHEDULED POST AND I FIGURED SINCE YOU SEEM TO LIKE MY FUNNIER AND MORE CYNICAL POSTS, I'M GOING TO DO ONE ABOUT THIS STUPID TENNIS BALL I FOUND OUTSIDE! IT'S GREEN AND BRIGHT AND MAKES ME HAPPY AND I WISH I HAD 7,000 MORE

OH MY GOD, I CALLED IT STUPID!  I'M SO SORRY MISTER BALLY!

ANYWAY, MY PLAN FOR MISTER BALLY IS TO CUT A SLIT IN HIM AND THEN GLUE SOME GOOGLEY EYES ON HIM, IT'LL LOOK LIKE A CUTE LITTLE TENNIS BALL FACE THAT I COULD PUT THINGS INSIDE OR MAKE HIM HOLD THINGS AND STUFF LIKE THAT. OH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED TO GET HOME NOW

I THINK THE MAIN REASON I WANT ONE OF THESE IS TO SAY I ACTUALLY HAVE ONE, I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE IT HAS MANY PRACTICAL USES THAT I NEED EVERY DAY. MAYBE WHAT I'LL END UP DOING IS SOMETHING STUPID WITH IT LIKE PUTTING A LIGHT IN ITS MOUTH AND CUTTING OUT HOLES FOR EYES INSTEAD OF USING GOOGLY EYES...WE'LL SEE I GUESS. ANYWAY, I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS POST, I WONT BE POSTING AS FREQUENTLY, I APOLOGIZE, Y'ALL, FOR PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY READ THIS (THANKS ORIN).